seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
Since you haven't talked to me since the rancid whipped cream fiasco, I'm going to assume we are no longer hooking up. But I need my handcuffs back. ASAP.
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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