This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Randomize
