I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
I just found a samari sword in the couch. I'm about to take like 5 shots and pretend to be captain jack sparrow
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