That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
remember when u banged some random dude twice in the back restaurant room of the bar i work at with customers still there? and woke up with an enormous highschool-sized hickey this morning? no big deal.
maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
I just found puke in my bra..
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
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