So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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