"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
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