How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
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