I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
Randomize
