what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
I walked into a room this morning and someone asked how my back was because I apparently threw myself off the porch after attempting to set myself on fire. Who the fuck let drunk me play with fire?!
Better question: who the fuck planted a tree next to the porch?!
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
How many fucks given?
0.12846
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
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