I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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