the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
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