Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
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