I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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