I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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