drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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