Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
I need to do something profound in the next three and a half years so that when my kids ask what I did in my twenties I have something to say other than "made bad decisions"
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
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