My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
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