Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
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It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
There should be a guide book that probation officers hand out on "how to tell a tinder girl about your ankle monitor before she notices it at the worst possible moment"
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
Nobody on Tinder wants to give you a Blumpkin.
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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