Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
He is an equal opportunity slut.
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
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