we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
Be still, my beating vagina.
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
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