before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
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