I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
Sorry was covered in semen when you texted me. Just walking back from the Harvard Club
All you needed to say was one of those sentences and the other would've been implied.
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
Do plants get herpes?
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