every time i drive by the road she lives on, i scream in the car "i'm sorry i'm sleeping with your boyfriend!" makes me feel less whore-y.
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
No subtext here. People are naked.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
Text me some of your sweat
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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