love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
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