Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
Uh i was pretty wasted sat, so if i was weird it wasnt me. It was just vodka bein weird w my phone
Tonite tequila might call you
Be prepared
I just remembered that last night when we tried to walk off the spins you said "pretend i'm your pet dinosaur" so i walked you around on an invisible leash while you made t-rex hissing noises.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
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