Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
Trying to figure out the logistics of putting my laptop speakers on this plate with the last slice of pizza. Too drunk to move the plate. Not an option.
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
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