The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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