So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
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