Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
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