we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
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