Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
Still dying that you shit outside
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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