We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
WHO CARES HE GIVES YOU TOE CURLING ORGASMS AND SAYS YOU HAVE KISSABLE SKIN AND RUNWAY MODEL HAIR....WHILE INTOXICATED WITH HIS BEST FRIEND. AND THEN HE SENDS YOU CUTE SELFIES OF THEM!!!!!!! WTF MORE DO YOU WANT FROM LIFE!!! DIE HAPPY ALREADY LADY!!!
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
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