dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
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