Are we in a gay sports bar?
I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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