You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
I woke up at 11 this morning in my car parked in front of the bar.
I know, I tried to wake you up, but I couldnt. So I walked home
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
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