Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
That was before I lit my hair on fire
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
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