dude I went to cubs game with my mustache, aviators, and a hooded sweatshirt. Do you think it was irony or fate that there were four 17 year old girls in front of us?
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
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