So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
#1- I went to button my shirt only to find they were all mising. #2- I'm so fu@king sore I feel like I was sweating to the oldies all night. #3- this pounding headache I have, I blame solely on Jennifer. Everyone sounds like Billy Mays when they talk. I remember nothing from last night, I'm concerned.
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
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