Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
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