So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
Almost screamed "GO FISH MOTHER FUCKER" at the girl I nanny today. Drunken card games shouldn't bleed into my sober life.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
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