He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
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