areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
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