You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
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