Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
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