Some broad at the bar just asked me how much money I make. I don't know whats worse, the question or the answer.
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
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