He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
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