Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
Why do you need me to cover for work?
I wouldn't say NEED but lets just say I smell like guacamole and semen.
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
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