well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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