She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
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