glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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