I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
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